I watch too much trailer park boys..
..had a dream last night that I was at a party in canada, and the trailer park boys showed up and everyone was getting rowdy to see them and in the process I got punched in the face and thoughout the rest of the night I kept pulling out broken teeth until finally all I had left was my two front teeth and then suddenly I was jerked out of the dream by the vibration of a text message and immediately I stroked my tongue against my teeth to make sure they were all there cause the dream was so insanely vivid and real feeling.
run on sentence of the century? ^